This week I learned:

To iron.  For the first time.

Yes, you might have the audacity to point out, I was ironing placemats, which are pretty straight-forward to iron. That’s beside the point, you over-achievers.

I’m aware it’s very important to be self-sufficient in this broken and harsh world. I know how to do a number of very self-sufficient things, actually. For instance, I can wash both clothes and dishes. You’re amazed. I know.

I still don’t know how to iron pants. Or shirts. Or dresses. Mostly things with pockets and pleats.

But that’s okay, because I know plenty of people who can do it for me. 🙂